VP Mohadi resigns

The Vice President of the Republic of Zimbabwe Cde Kembo Mohadi has resigned from office this evening.

This follows the recent phone call leakages that went viral where he is heard organising for a sexual encounter with a subordinate employee who happens to be a married woman.

The following is an extract from VP Mohadi Resignation Presser that he issued this evening.


“Following the recurring dis-information and virilisation of my alleged immoral unions, dispensed through awkward slacktivism, I am stepping down as the Vice President of the Republic of Zimbabwe in terms of Section 96(2) of the Constitution of Zimbabwe (No. 20) Act, 2013 with immediate effect.”

“My resignation is also necessitated by my desire to seek clarity and justice on the matter in which my legal team will pursue and deconstruct this pseudo-papara77i and flawed espionage to achieve cheap political points. I promise to poke holes on this grand strategy from political foes.”

Tendai Guvamombe